Sidetracking - bad childhood

Wondered why I was coerced into this...

Level 1:
[x]Sleep in class (can't help it)
[x]Talked in class
[ ]Not seating at your own place in class
[]Scolded by a teacher (strange isn't it?)
[ ]Litter the classroom
[x]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[ ]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[]Came late for school at least 10 times
[]brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[ ]brought/wore jewellery to school
[x]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[ ]cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[ ]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[]copied other people's homework in desperation (too much pride)
[x]played a trick on your classmates/teacher

Level 2:[ ]sent for detention class
[]late in class
[]not wearing your school uniform properly
[x]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[x]scolding vulgarities in class
[ ]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[x ]used a school facility without school's permission
[x ]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[]singing loudly during lesson
[]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[]did not greet the teacher properly
[ ]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[ ]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher

Level 3:
[]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[ ]made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ]wasted the school's toilet paper
[ ]sabotaged someone
[x]irritated someone

Level 4:
[]forged your parent's signature
[ ]forged a classmate's signature
[ ]forged a teacher's signature
[ ]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[ ]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey

Level 5:
[]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[ ]played with your PSP in school
[ ]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[ ]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole

Level 6:
[x]vandalising with school property (does crashing through a window count?)
[ ]tried to defame your school in public
[ ]used the internet to scold teachers
[X ]fought with someone in school
[ ]shoplifted in school

Level 7:
[ ]cheated in a class test (Don't need to cheat at all cuz I AM GOOD!)
[ ]cheated in a school examination
[ ]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[]Lied to your teacher
[ ]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons

Level 8:
[ ]took drugs in school
[ ]smoked in school
[ ]set fire to something in the school
[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

Level 9:
[ ]refused to pay school fees
[ ]cheated the school money
[ ]stole things which belonged to the school
[x]bullied someone in school[ ]pranked called your school

Level 10:
[x]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[X]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your principal

Level 11:
[ ]brought weapons to the school
[ ]brought real firearms to the school
[ ]brought a real bomb to the school
[ ]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school
(level 11 is seriously weird)

Grand total : 15

If you are between 0-15-------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre}